Jeffy – “Mommy, somebody’s at the door!”
Billy – “Remember me? I’m the kid you thought you aborted. I’m back for my revenge!”
Billy – “Can I eat that instead?”
Mommy – “No, I didn’t use up the rat poison. Want a snack?”
Mommy – “Who will be the next sacrifice?”
Daddy – “I choose Jeffy ’cause I hate Jeffy.”
“This will make Mommy DIE.”
“We only have 12 candles. SHIT.”
“We can’t use the ‘lectric mixer so I’ll USE A DRILL.”
“If it’s not enough, let’s throw in P.J.”
“Watch me be a STUPID PRICK.”
“I told you, Mommy, that Jeffy wasn’t right in the head! He’s not a dog!”
Mommy – “Alright, Jeffy. It’s time.”
Billy – “NOOOOO!”
Mommy – “It’s too late for pleas. I’ve already injected the poison.”
Billy – “I don’t want to die!”
Mommy – “Now for the other children…”
Mommy – “I’d like to be able to see the floor in here.”
Billy – “Don’t you remember what it looks like? BITCH!”
