Jeffy – “Mommy, somebody’s at the door!”
Billy – “Remember me? I’m the kid you thought you aborted. I’m back for my revenge!”
Mommy – “Who will be the next sacrifice?”
Daddy – “I choose Jeffy ’cause I hate Jeffy.”
“This will make Mommy DIE.”
“We only have 12 candles. SHIT.”
“We can’t use the ‘lectric mixer so I’ll USE A DRILL.”
“If it’s not enough, let’s throw in P.J.”
“Watch me be a STUPID PRICK.”
“I told you, Mommy, that Jeffy wasn’t right in the head! He’s not a dog!”
Mommy – “Alright, Jeffy. It’s time.”
Billy – “NOOOOO!”
Mommy – “It’s too late for pleas. I’ve already injected the poison.”
Billy – “I don’t want to die!”
Mommy – “Now for the other children…”
“They said $80,000 for Billy, $30,000 for Jeffy. I don’t thing we’ll get a better deal.”
Billy – “But, Mommy! If we turned off all these lights, how could we see?”
Billy – “Damn you, bitch! Damn you to hell!”
PJ – “I’m dirty! Change me!”
Jeffy – “The sun! It burns! It stings!”
Dolly – “My eyes! I’m blind!”
“This is still in good shape, Mommy. We could have a lot more babies.”
“What do you mean we?”
