“My manefesto is finished! Now to implement my evil plan!”

Daddy – “On Dec. 17, 1903, Orville Wright made the world’s first flight. It lasted for 12 seconds!”

Billy – “I’m going to throw up!”

“I’d sure like to see the dick that came with these balls!”

Jeffy – “Mommy, somebody’s at the door!”

Billy – “Remember me? I’m the kid you thought you aborted. I’m back for my revenge!”

Grandma – “I used to wear my hair in a bun.”

Billy – “You should wear a bag for your face!”

Dolly – “The birds sure smell good when they’re cooking.”

Billy – “Now Dolly, Mom put you on a diet for a reason. You’re too damn fat!”

Billy – “Can I eat that instead?”

Mommy – “No, I didn’t use up the rat poison. Want a snack?”

“Shut up. I’m writing my manefesto!”

“Relax. They’ll never find the bodies.”

“That little box is oyur master now! You will do its bidding!”