Flight sick
Daddy – “On Dec. 17, 1903, Orville Wright made the world’s first flight. It lasted for 12 seconds!”
Billy – “I’m going to throw up!”
Forgetful Nature
Jeffy – “Mommy, somebody’s at the door!”
Billy – “Remember me? I’m the kid you thought you aborted. I’m back for my revenge!”
Saturday Apr 4, 2009
Grandma – “I used to wear my hair in a bun.”
Billy – “You should wear a bag for your face!”
Thursday Apr 2, 2009
Dolly – “The birds sure smell good when they’re cooking.”
Billy – “Now Dolly, Mom put you on a diet for a reason. You’re too damn fat!”
Wednesday Apr 1, 2009
Billy – “Can I eat that instead?”
Mommy – “No, I didn’t use up the rat poison. Want a snack?”
